Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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