good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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