Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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