I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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