I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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