She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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