All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
