Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
try to milk me bitch
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