Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That accounts for only three of the penises
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize