So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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