# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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