Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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