So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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