these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I AM VODKA MAN
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Randomize
