Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just invented taco cereal.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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