he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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