That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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