And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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