I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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