I showed him my bush... on skype.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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