Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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