Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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