sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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