Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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