Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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