some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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