K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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