Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Green mimosas i think yes
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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