Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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