i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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