yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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