Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just tell him i said nine months
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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