I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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