hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
