I can't watch pbs sober anymore
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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