The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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