I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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