I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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