lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am puke
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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