Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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