I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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