Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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