hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
