In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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