How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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