You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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