I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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