Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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