She's JV to your varsity
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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