Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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