I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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