I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
soo... how was my night?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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