Where are you?
In a non slutty way
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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