Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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