and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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