I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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