I wanna bring you to show and tell
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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